catp0rn: fffrankthetank: Please take a minute to read this and help me out. I’ve lost a dear friend. The above picture is a picture of my cat Loki. I was very close to him. I raised him from the day he was born, and was very attatched to him. He spent all his time in my room, followed my around, and slept next to me almost every night. He is no longer waiting for me when I come home, and its been more than 4 days. I think it is time to assume he has gone missing. He is a large male brown tabby. He is fixed, and has large eyes and ears. He is incredibly friendly, and will approach most people. He is affectionate as well. He often plays too hard with our other cats though, and usually has a few scabs on his back by his tail. I call him Lok, Loki, and Locamotion. He also responds to the universal sound of kissing noises that most cats come to. I really miss him. I like in Columbus, Ohio, in the Clintonville area and if you live around there or know someone who does please reblog this. Thank you. awh i hope you find loki soon 3-:
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fagoverboard:

shout out to the internet for making me seem funnier and better looking than i actually am in real life

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The difference between bees and wasps.

  • Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
  • Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
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shittyteenblog: ya
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